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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Man Vs. Wild

I appreciate the guest post, Ignacio Phillips

Ladies, does your man have some sort of weird guy crush on Bear Gryls? My guy does and I can definitely see why. First of all the man has an amazing accent that I could just listen to for days on end. Second of all if you were Bear’s wife you would absolutely never have to worry about anything. He can handle any and every situation that he is put in. The man is like a chameleon, he can deal with extreme cold and extreme hot as well as rain forests and deserts. When I first went to to find out more about getting the channel that Man vs. Wild comes on I wasn’t sure that I wanted to even get that station because I knew my husband would be head over heels for this dude. It is true. My prediction was accurate. He walks around the house asking me ridiculous questions about whether I think that Bear would do something or not. As if I have any idea of what Bear would do in his every day life.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Sitcoms for the Television Enthusiast

Contributed by Wallace Stafford
My family are all mad, tv mad that is. They can watch the television set whilst they sleep. We have seven television sets in the house and they are usually on constantly, even though there are only six of us in the house. We love watching Friends on Direct.TV and have come to love the characters in different ways. My wife loves Ross who is a dinosaur expert in the sitcom or a paleontologist as experts would call it. Apparently she would like to rub noses with him and give him a massage and spend her life being looked after by him. !
Friends has become a national institution with many generations watching re-runs of the best sitcom in the world. Ross is very funny for the children as his facial expressions and silly antics make him appear to be more approachable. The on and off relationship he has with Rachael is nothing short of a heart wrenching story. Their relationship troubles are not to dissimilar to my own, especially if the wife wants to run off with Ross. But if she does, I hope I will be left with the big television, that would break my heart if she took that.